(Bakery | Alabama, USA)
(I am a cake decorator in a bakery. I am closing up the department when the phone rings.)
Me: “This is the bakery, how may I help you?”
Customer: “Yes! Oh my god, please tell me you have the cake kit!”
Me: “Yes we do have the kit.”
Customer: “Finally! I’ve looked everywhere for it and you’re the only place that has it! Okay I need to order a cake.”
Me: “Alright, when you were going to need it?”
Customer: “In about thirty minutes.”
Me: “I’m sorry ma’am, but I would not be able to do that.”
Customer: “What? Why the h*** not?”
Me: “The bakery closes at 6:00 pm on Sundays and I’ve already clocked out for the day. I can place the order for tomorrow afternoon, though.”
Customer: “No! No! I need it now! It’s my son’s birthday today and I need a cake! I forgot to order the cake!”
Me: “I’m sorry, ma’am. There’s nothing I can do.”
Customer: “You can make my son’s g**d*** cake is what you can do!”
Me: “I’m sorry. You can come and choose one from our case and I could write something on it for you.”
Customer: “No! I don’t want those cakes! That’s great! Just great! I hope you’re happy; you just ruined my baby’s first birthday!” *hangs up*
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