Tuesday, July 13, 2010

See-Through Excuses

See-Through Excuses:

(Retail | Toronto, ON, Canada)

(A customer comes in with four boxes of our crystal product. They are all broken and foggy.)


Me: “Oh no, what happened to these?”


Customer: “I just tried cleaning them and they all broke!”


Me: “How did you clean these?”


Customer: ” I put them in my dishwasher, of course!”


Me: “Ma’am, these are very delicate crystal figurines. They shouldn’t even be put in water.”


Customer: “Oh, please! Like I’m going to bother cleaning them myself!”


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