Thursday, July 8, 2010

Jokes - Her Heads Up In The Sky With Diamonds

(Record Store | Las Vegas, NV, USA)

(A customer about the age of thirty walks into the store.)


Me: “Hello, how may I help you today?”


Customer: “Yes, I’m looking for some recent Beatles records. Do you have any?”


Me: *assuming she means recent re-releases* “Hold on one second.”


(I find some and hand it to her.)


Customer: “Thank you so much! The Beatles are my favorite band! I would shoot myself if they ever broke up!”


Customer behind her: “Well, get your gun ready.”

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