Thursday, July 8, 2010

Jokes - Lack Of Heir Conditioning

(Rental Property | South Carolina, USA)

Tenant: “The heat in my home hasn’t worked all winter! Do you know how much my children have suffered?”


Me: “Ma’am, we can’t fix the problem if we don’t know about it. Why didn’t you call earlier?”


Tenant: “I’ve already had my uncle look at the heater. It’s not fixable, and you owe me $60 for having him confirm that.”


Me: “By law, we have to supply you with heat. We would have replaced your heater and given you wood to burn while doing so.”


Tenant: “That’s okay. I’m burning the fence.”


Me: “The privacy fence?”


Tenant: “Yes! My babies need to be warm.”


Me: “That’s treated wood.”


Tenant: “My babies need to be warm!”







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